سلام به همه

اول از همه این که عید و به همه تبریک می گم . اما این عید امسال خیلی ضد حال بود برای همین منم یک جک بی مزه ی انگلیسی می نویسم شما هم ضد حال بخورید !!!!

fred is 32 years old and he is still single .

one day a friend asked : why arent you married ? cant you find a woman who will be a good wife ?

fred replied : actully , Ive found many women i wanted to marry , but when i baring them home to meet my parents , my mother doesent like them !

his friend thinks for a moment and says : Ive got the perfect solution , just find a girl whos just like your mother .

A few months later they meet again and his friend says , : Did you find the perfect girl ? Did your mother like her ?

with a frown on his face , fred answers . : Yes , I found the perfect girl . she was just like my mother . you were right , my mother liked her very much .

the friend said : then whats the problem ?

fred replied : My fother doesent like her !!!!

از این بی مزه تر جک شنیده بودید ؟؟؟

در ضمن مردونیوس جان شرمنده که اسمت اشتباه شد !